Table of Contents:
  • Waking The Witch
  • A Real Artist Makes Us Fall in Love with Ghosts
  • If You Ask Peter Gabriel to Astral Project
  • The Girls I Grew Up with Were Hard
  • Love Poem When We Run Out of Chickens
  • Halloween in the Anthropocene
  • Application to Model for Helmut Newton
  • How to Die in Your Dreams
  • You Must Wake Up
  • Witches Be Everywhere
  • A Coral Room
  • I Was Born in a Cloud
  • We Sing Mozart's Requiem in the Back of the Cruiser
  • Only Two Things Will Save Us Now
  • This Was Supposed to Be an Ode to Aqua Net
  • You See, I'm All Grown Up Now
  • Where to Stash Your Wax Lips
  • I Thought No One Would Ever Love Me
  • On the Dubious Honor of Being Prettiest
  • No Corroborating Evidence
  • It's Sadder If You're a Girl
  • Poll Out The Pin
  • 50 Inciting Incidents
  • Sometimes a Guy Named Kevin Launches His Raft in Your River
  • How to Talk the Manic Away
  • Golden Age Drinking
  • Fun Factory
  • I Stand Outside This Woman's Work
  • I Wake Up in the Underworld of My Own Dirty Purse
  • How to Stop Raping the Muse
  • Wow
  • Come Up & Be a Kite
  • Tiffany Conditioner
  • If Your Glamour Is Real
  • White Dress vs. Red Dress
  • 50 Other Words for Snow
  • If You Keep Hitting Those High Notes
  • Nature Is So Melodramatic, Always
  • If Our Art Must Outlive Us.